Sunday, April 5, 2009

Family: A contribution by Hans of Hans und Klaus.

Family holiday = a trip to someplace an hour out of town for bland as fuck "activities"

Family fun = boring as shit

Family orientated = fun if you are two years old

Family values = hypocritical crock of bullshit and backwards conservativist uptight prickishness

Family restaurant = a place filled with children screaming and running around and vomiting and priggish complacent parents

Family pass = don't go anywhere that offers them because that means there will be annoying kids

Family planning = good fucking idea

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