Cave Johnson’s Flaming Lemonade (Portal 2 Cocktail)

Ingredients:
10 oz. lemonade
2 oz. limoncello
1 splash Everclear (or other grain alcohol)
1 grain alcohol-soaked lemon wheel

Directions: Cut a lemon wheel and soak it in grain alcohol while you make the drink. Mix the lemonade and limoncello into a tall glass, then float a splash of grain alcohol on top of the drink. Place the lemon wheel on the rim of the glass and ignite the top. Admire your delicious weapon, then extinguish and drink. Tip: If you can’t get it to light, add more grain alcohol to the top (float, don’t stir in). The wider the mouth of the glass, the more that will be needed.

Just for you, Corey.

"The reason he played so much sport, he told me once, was to stupefy himself, to stop himself thinking. He had succeeded: I was convinced that he had managed to go through his whole life without ever really questioning the human condition."

- Michel Houellebecq, Platform

You know what? It's taking far too long for the meek to inherit the earth.

I think I'll try a different tact.

Why do I feel like a constant victim of assholism?

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