Corey Dolls©

The new product line due to come out for Christmas 2008:

1. Snorting Coke off of a Public Toilet Seat Corey Doll - Comes complete with public bathroom funset!

2. Experimenting With Gender & Sexuality Corey Doll - Comes complete with a selection of mini skirts, tank tops, Corey Brand fishnet stockings, wigs, make up, feather boas and 10cm glittery platform heels. Drag club sold separately.

3. Desperate Crack Addict Corey Doll - Comes complete with laptop ready for Corey to sell his hair and teeth on ebay to feed his crack habit!

4. Sobbing Emo Corey Doll with Free Corey Brand Razor Blade

5. Let's Try Different Careers Range Corey Dolls including Exclusive Limited Edition Zoo-keeper Corey with Real Faeces-Smeared Uniform - Corey Squeals when you Smear his Face with Faeces!

6. Stand By Me Corey Doll Complete with Former Glory On-set Publicity Shots (Friends of Corey Also Available in this Range, Sold Separately)

7. The Lost Boys Corey Doll Complete with Former Glory On-set Publicity Shots (Friends of Corey Also Available in this Range, Sold Separately)

8. Sleeping Layabout Corey Complete with Sleeping Layabout Corey Couch and Newspaper

9. Seedy Club Bathroom Blowjob Corey Complete with Lipstick in "Head Red" to apply onto Corey's mouth

10. STD Clinic Corey - Comes in a selection of STDs! Genital Warts Corey, Genital Herpes Corey, Chlamydia Corey and Crabs Corey Available Now! STD Clinic sold separately.

11. Bondage Bitch Corey - Comes with an S&M dungeon, Corey Brand S&M Funtime Gear, both Coreys and a selection of Subs and Doms!

12. Country Club Corey Complete with golf clubs, a selection of Corey Brand Fashion Fun Vests, 20 Bottles of Chardonnay and Country Club Mascot Mr. Werewolf

13. Minimum Wage First Job Starting Out in L.A Corey Doll Complete with Nondescript Supermarket Uniform, Nondescript Serving Counter and Misspelled Name-tag. Abusive Customers Sold Separately!

14. Gotti Gotti Corey with Gotti Gotti Guido Gay Boy Friends - Gotti Gotti Guido New Jersey Night Club sold separately

15. Corey & Friends Toga Party Set - Comes with:
-A selection of Friends of The Coreys©
-Blood and Alcohol-Soaked Togas
-Party House
-Miniature Liquor Bottles containing real liquor! Such as Corey Brand Tequila, Vodka, Beer, etc.
-A selection of A-class Drugs, including Corey Doll© brand coke, smack, PCP, acid, and pot
-Two Exclusive Special Edition Corey Brand Crack Pipes

16. Special Edition Blue O'D Corey - Comes with a real syringe sticking out of Corey's arm!

17. Cyclist Collision with Bus Corey, Complete with Special Edition Broken and Bent Corey, Twisted Bicycle and Large Bus. "Too Late To Save Him" Ambulance with Paramedics sold separately.

18. Drunken Flaming Car Wreck Corey - See Your Corey Doll Die A Glorious Death Similar To Fellow American Hero James Dean's! Set comes complete with a Special Edition Corey Doll and Red Convertible coated in Flammable Substance. "Too Late To Save Him" Ambulance with Paramedics sold separately.

19. Funereal Corey Doll Complete with Real Corey Tears, Sackloth, Dead Body and Funeral Pyre

More coming soon! Pre-order these limited edition Corey Dolls© for your kids today!