Naomi/Neutral Milk Hotel

your prettiness is seeping through
out from the dress I took from you
so pretty
and my emptiness is swollen shut
always the wretch i have become
so empty

and please, please don't leave me here

i'm watching naomi, full bloom
i hope that she will soon explode
into one million tastes and tunes
one million angels come and hold
her
down
they could hold her down until she cries

i'm tasting naomi's perfume
it tastes like shit and i must say
she comes and goes most afternoons
one billion lovers wave and love her now
they could love her now and so could I

there is no naomi in view
she walks through cambridge stocks and strolls
and if she only really knew
one million angels could come and save her soul
they could save her soul until she shines

until she shines
until she shines
until she shines
until she shines

so pretty
so pretty
so pretty
so pretty...


and please, please don't leave me here

Courtney Love/Wesley Willis

You are a rock star
You are a rock and roll legend
You are a good rock singer
You can really whup a camel's ass

Courtney Love
Courtney Love
Courtney Love
Courtney Love

You are a talented girl
You are a rock and roll queen
You sing for the band Hole
You are a rock and roll woman

Courtney Love
Courtney Love
Courtney Love
Courtney Love

You are my sweetheart to the end
You are so sweet as Domino sugar
You are the girl of my dreams
You are so lovable to me in the long run

Courtney Love
Courtney Love
Courtney Love
Courtney Love

Raid, it kills bugs dead

gimme danger/iggy & the stooges

gimme danger, little stranger

& i'll give you a piece

gimme danger, little stranger,

& i'll feel your disease

there's nothing in my dreams, just some ugly memories

kiss me like the ocean breeze

now if you will be my lover, i'll shiver and sing

but if you can be my master, i will do anything

there's nothing left alive but a pair of glassy eyes

raise my feelings one more time

find a little stranger, find your little stranger

say you're gonna feel my hand

say gotta gimme danger wild little stranger

honey gotta feel my hand

swear you're gonna feel my hand

swear you're gonna feel my hand

gimme danger

little stranger

gimme danger

little stranger

gimme danger

little stranger

gimme danger

little stranger

gimme danger

little stranger

gotta feel me...gotta feel me

gotta feel me...little stranger

before & again - akron/family

i have to say something if i want to sing
but it's not about the words
it's my voice rising
to a place far from me
that my fingers can't reach
& my legs are so tired from all this standing
standing still

all of my dreams are memories
that i can't place to a time or a face
but my body knows
of the ribbons & hose
that i once was tied in
in my mother's skin
before & again
before & again
before & again

Upcoming Shit.

"Outfits Mental Patients Would Wear"
"Batman & Robin's Adventures Through Time Featuring Sherlock Holmes"
"Courtney Love's Adventures Through the Looking Glass"
"Wesley Willis Whips A Mule's Ass"


I mean it, I really am going to write this shit one day.