Gay coffee is a cultural phenomenon that I have recently become aware of. I have a friend, well. And he was really excited about going to "gay coffee". Wait, what did you say? Gay coffee? How can coffee be gay? WELL...
The Six Steps of Gay Coffee:
1. The beans are picked from male coffee plants that have been cross pollinated, picked, roasted, packed, and shipped by gay males.
2. The milk is extracted from lesbian cows who have been fathered by a bull that showed extreme sexual interest in other bulls. They are milked by gay dairy men who work in the nude, and shower together after a shift. The milk is processed and shipped by gay males.
3. The sugar is grown on a plantation owned by a big southern gay, and worked by other southern gays. It gets shipped by more southern gays, and they are southern gay.
4. The owners, builders, staff, and customers of the café where GAY COFFEE is held are all exclusively 100% gay. The café is in a gay community, is promoted in gay media, and is advertised 'by word of mouth' by gay males.
5. ???
6. GAY PROFIT!
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
2 comments:
People should read this.
They don't harvest the male coffee plants, just the female ones, because they yield better coffee. I was actually quite surprised to find that coffee was that kind of plant (like apples).
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